FADE IN:
EXT. MAKATI AVE, NORTH PARK- DAY
Sheena tries to hail cabs in front of North Park, bids her bosses goodbye. She flags down a cab, rides.
INT. TAXI- DAY
Sheena plops down the back seat. Manong driver, a guy with glasses and salt-and-pepper hair, maneuvers the cab quietly.
SHEENA
(chirps happily) Manong, sa Pandacan po.
MANONG DRIVER
Magkano ang binabayad mo don?
SHEENA
(hesitant) Uh, usually pag galing dito, eighty pesos po.
MANONG DRIVER
Eighty??? Huh eh, dagdagan mo na lang, mga benteng patong.
SHEENA
(pissed but smiles) Ok po.
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Manong driver covering the meter with goodmorning towel. yes this is a stolen shot by me. |
Manong driver covers TAXI METER with white "GoodMorning" towel, does not bother to press the "Start" button, like what's usually done by every cab driver.
MANONG DRIVER
So, sister, born-again ka na ba?
SHEENA (V.O.)
What the #$@!? MATAPOS MO MANGHINGI NG DAGDAG, NGAYON MAGTATANONG KA IF
BORN-AGAIN AKO?!
SHEENA
Opo, sa ___________ church pa nga ako nagsisimba.
MANONG DRIVER
So nakatanggap ka na sa Panginoon? Kelan ang Spiritual Birthday mo?
SHEENA (V.O.)
Oh.....my......GOD. Why the hell do I have to tell?!
SHEENA
October __, 19___ po.
MANONG DRIVER
Ah ako, Feb ___, 1993. Sinecelebrate mo ba?
Manong driver launches a full sermon about celebrating spiritual births, how he spends all of his sweldo to celebrate every year, HOW GOD TALKS STRAIGHT TO HIM.
MANONG DRIVER
Ah, alam mo sister, pagpapalain ka ng Panginoon kung babasahin mo ang Bible ng 3 to 4 times, saka ka
lang talaga pagpapalain ng Panginoon, gagamitin ka nya sa kanyang mga gawa. Nabasa mo na ba
ang Bible?
SHEENA
Manong laking Christian school ako, malamang!
MANONG DRIVER
Walang patid? As in tuloy-tuloy na Genesis to Revelation?
SHEENA (V.O.)
IKAW NA! IKAW NA MANONG!
SHEENA
Hindi po. (Suddenly feels REALLY, REALLY GUILTY)
MANONG DRIVER
Ah kasi ako, 3-4 times, at ginagamit ako ng Panginoon, binibigyan nya ko ng mga prophecy!
SHEENA
Pano nyo nalalaman na Diyos talaga ang kausap mo?
MANONG DRIVER
Alam mo, pag puspos ka ng Holy Spirit, malalaman mo. Alam mo sister, advise ko talaga sayo magbasa ka ng Bible. Advise ko din talaga sayo eh mag-practice ka mag-speak-in-tongues, magmemorize ka ng verses.
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Thats manong driver. |
SHEENA (V.O.)
Eh @!#!@%#$^$%&%^*&(*^% Holy Spirit-Talk ito!!!!! Pano ako maniniwala sa mga pinagsasasabi mo if
NAGDADAYA KA SA METRO NG TAXI MO! OH DO NOT DARE LECTURE ME
ON HOW TO BE @#@%#$%#$^%$ SPIRITUAL!
SHEENA
Manong, dito na lang ho sa tabi. (hands out P100)
MANONG DRIVER
Thank you sister, GodBless you, take my advise.
Sheena steps out of cab, slams the cab door. Manong driver speeds away.
FADE OUT.
THE END.
Talk about hypocrisy.